Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
 the mailman left for me:
 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the second day of Christmas
my neighbor said to me:
2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the third day of Christmas
my customers said to me:
3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the fourth day of Christmas
my honey said to me:
4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the fifth day of Christmas
the technician said to me:
5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the sixth day of Christmas
salesman said to me:
6 free days in the Caribbean

5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages a missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the seventh day of Christmas
my lawn man said to me:
7 goldfish a floating

6 free days in the Caribbean

5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages a missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the eighth day of Christmas
Weather dude said to me:
8 cold fronts are coming

7 goldfish a floating

6 free days in the Caribbean

5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am rigging overdrawn

 
On the ninth day of Christmas
my exterminator said to me:
9  mice a playing

8 cold fronts a coming

7 goldfish a floating

6 free days in the Caribbean

5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the tenth day of Christmas
my psychic sent to me:
10 months of retrograding

9  mice a playing

8 cold fronts a coming

7 goldfish a floating

6 free days in the Caribbean

5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my computer said to me:
11 critical errors with a blue screen

10 months of retrograding

9  mice a playing

8 cold fronts a coming

7 goldfish a floating

6 free days in the Caribbean

5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
12 honey kisses
for dealing with

11 critical errors with a blue screen

10 months of retrograding

9  mice a playing

8 cold fronts a coming

7 goldfish a floating

6 free days in the Caribbean

5 oven parts need replacing

4 tins of chocolate melting

3 packages missing

2 Christmas lights a flickering

and 1 notice I am frigging overdrawn.

Hope your Christmas is Wonderful!!

barb & looie